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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." His older brother...

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grandma, xmas

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by: erika24

At Christmas the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping late", was the reply. "Well, that's no offense", said the judge. "How late were you doing this shopping?" "After the store closed."

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christmas, court, judge

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by: Lümmel59

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

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by: Lümmel59

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on...

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black humor, e-mail, Florida, hotel, husband, widow, wife

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by: right588

A blonde with a frog on her head comes to the doctor. Gets the doctor incredulously: "How did that happen?" The frog replies, shrugging: "I do not know, it started with a pimple on the ass ..."

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animal, blonds, doctor, frog, silly

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by: genita23