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Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Well, they were originally made for children but its the fathers that always want to play with them...

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breast, dirty, father, xmas

On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled. The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”

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Jesus, xmas

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $50 bill in it. Now there are two $ 20 and twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's...

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christmas, kids

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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dirty, snow, winter

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.

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