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Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? - At a Ho-ho-hotel...

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hotel, santa, silly

What is a snowman in the summer called? - A puddle...

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silly, snowman

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by: kleiner_neger

A generous lawyer, an honest politician and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

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lawyer, politician, santa claus

How do the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick...

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chicken, party, xmas

What did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight!

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candle