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Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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naughty, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." His older brother...

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grandma, xmas

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by: erika24

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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dirty, snow, winter

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by: alex1988

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

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by: Lümmel59

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? - He was worried about his bounce rate...

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Internet, marketer, Marketing

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by: right588

Question: Why was Santa's little helper so depressed? Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.

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elf, santa

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by: alex1988

A blonde with a frog on her head comes to the doctor. Gets the doctor incredulously: "How did that happen?" The frog replies, shrugging: "I do not know, it started with a pimple on the ass ..."

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animal, blonds, doctor, frog, silly

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by: genita23

Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Well, they were originally made for children but its the fathers that always want to play with them...

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breast, dirty, father, xmas

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by: alex1988

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on...

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black humor, e-mail, Florida, hotel, husband, widow, wife

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by: right588

How do the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick...

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chicken, party, xmas

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by: alex1988

At Christmas the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping late", was the reply. "Well, that's no offense", said the judge. "How late were you doing this shopping?" "After the store closed."

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christmas, court, judge

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by: Lümmel59

Yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

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Jenny Craig, yo mamma

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by: hammerhart

What is a snowman in the summer called? - A puddle...

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silly, snowman

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by: kleiner_neger

How is the Easter Bunny like Lebron James? - They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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basketball, easterbunny, Lebron James, NAB, short

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by: LeMan

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? Well, they both have ornamental balls.

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priest, xmas

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by: alex1988