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"Last year, we had grandma for Christmas dinner." - "Really? We had traditional turkey!"

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animal, christmas, grandma, turkey

At Christmas the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping late", was the reply. "Well, that's no offense", said the judge. "How late were you doing this shopping?" "After the store closed."

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christmas, court, judge

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $50 bill in it. Now there are two $ 20 and twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's...

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christmas, kids