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Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? Well, YOU do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...

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How do the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick...

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? Well, they both have ornamental balls.

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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." His older brother...

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Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Well, they were originally made for children but its the fathers that always want to play with them...

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