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A generous lawyer, an honest politician and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

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lawyer, politician, santa claus

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by: hammerhart

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? - At a Ho-ho-hotel...

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hotel, santa, silly

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by: hammerhart

What is an ig? - A snow house without a loo!

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snow, toilet

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by: genita23

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

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by: Lümmel59

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? - He was worried about his bounce rate...

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Internet, marketer, Marketing

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by: right588

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down.

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car, yo mamma

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by: alex1988

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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naughty, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

A blonde with a frog on her head comes to the doctor. Gets the doctor incredulously: "How did that happen?" The frog replies, shrugging: "I do not know, it started with a pimple on the ass ..."

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animal, blonds, doctor, frog, silly

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by: genita23
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How is the Easter Bunny like Lebron James? - They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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basketball, easterbunny, Lebron James, NAB, short

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by: LeMan
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