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75 jokes

What do you get if you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 Pussies that don't do Dick...

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dick, dirty, lesbian, penis, politician, pussy, sex, short

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by: genita

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? - At a Ho-ho-hotel...

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hotel, santa, silly

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by: hammerhart

Yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

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Jenny Craig, yo mamma

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by: hammerhart

How do the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick...

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chicken, party, xmas

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by: alex1988

At Christmas the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping late", was the reply. "Well, that's no offense", said the judge. "How late were you doing this shopping?" "After the store closed."

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christmas, court, judge

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by: Lümmel59

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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naughty, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

Question: Why was Santa's little helper so depressed? Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.

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elf, santa

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by: alex1988

What is a snowman in the summer called? - A puddle...

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silly, snowman

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by: kleiner_neger

What is red & white and red & white and red & white? Santa rolling down a hill!

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santa, silly

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by: genita23

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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dirty, snow, winter

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by: alex1988
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by: admin

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? - He was worried about his bounce rate...

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Internet, marketer, Marketing

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by: right588

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

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by: Lümmel59

"Last year, we had grandma for Christmas dinner." - "Really? We had traditional turkey!"

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animal, christmas, grandma, turkey

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by: genita23

What did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight!

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candle

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by: alex1988