ZULETZT GELESENE WITZE

73 jokes

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? - At a Ho-ho-hotel...

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hotel, santa, silly

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by: hammerhart

How is the Easter Bunny like Lebron James? - They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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basketball, easterbunny, Lebron James, NAB, short

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by: LeMan

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? - Bugs Bunny...

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animal, easterbunny, short

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by: funnyfunny

What do you get if you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 Pussies that don't do Dick...

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dick, dirty, lesbian, penis, politician, pussy, sex, short

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by: genita

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

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by: Lümmel59

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? Well, YOU do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...

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office, xmas

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by: alex1988
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by: admin
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A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on...

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black humor, e-mail, Florida, hotel, husband, widow, wife

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by: right588

On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled. The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”

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Jesus, xmas

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by: alex1988

Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Well, he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney...

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dirty, santa, xmas

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by: right588

What is an ig? - A snow house without a loo!

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snow, toilet

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by: genita23