LATELY VIEWED JOKES

71 jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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naughty, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

Yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

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Jenny Craig, yo mamma

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by: hammerhart

Two lads in a bar. First: "My Girlfriend just left me. She says that I was terrible in bed. That is so unfair. Honestly, how would she even be able to judge within just 60 seconds...?"

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bar, friends, girlfriend, men, sex, women

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by: funny_girl

How is the Easter Bunny like Lebron James? - They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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basketball, easterbunny, Lebron James, NAB, short

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by: LeMan

A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check on lane thirteen. Tampax. Supersize." As...

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dirty, supermarket

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by: gerrit

What is an ig? - A snow house without a loo!

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snow, toilet

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by: genita23

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? - He was worried about his bounce rate...

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Internet, marketer, Marketing

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by: right588

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? - At a Ho-ho-hotel...

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hotel, santa, silly

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by: hammerhart

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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dirty, snow, winter

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by: alex1988

What do you get if you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 Pussies that don't do Dick...

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dick, dirty, lesbian, penis, politician, pussy, sex, short

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by: genita

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

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by: Lümmel59
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"Last year, we had grandma for Christmas dinner." - "Really? We had traditional turkey!"

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animal, christmas, grandma, turkey

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by: genita23
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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? Well, they both have ornamental balls.

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priest, xmas

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by: alex1988