LATELY VIEWED JOKES

71 jokes

What do you get if you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 Pussies that don't do Dick...

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dick, dirty, lesbian, penis, politician, pussy, sex, short

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by: genita

How is the Easter Bunny like Lebron James? - They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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basketball, easterbunny, Lebron James, NAB, short

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by: LeMan

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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naughty, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

Question: Why was Santa's little helper so depressed? Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.

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elf, santa

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by: alex1988

Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Well, they were originally made for children but its the fathers that always want to play with them...

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breast, dirty, father, xmas

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by: alex1988

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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dirty, snow, winter

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by: alex1988

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? Well, they both have ornamental balls.

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priest, xmas

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by: alex1988

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on...

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black humor, e-mail, Florida, hotel, husband, widow, wife

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by: right588

Yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

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Jenny Craig, yo mamma

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by: hammerhart

"Last year, we had grandma for Christmas dinner." - "Really? We had traditional turkey!"

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animal, christmas, grandma, turkey

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by: genita23

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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dirty, reindeer, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. "Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad...

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dirty, doctor

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by: gerrit

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? Well, YOU do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...

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office, xmas

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by: alex1988

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $50 bill in it. Now there are two $ 20 and twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's...

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christmas, kids

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by: alex1988

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.

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dirty, snow, winter

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by: erika24