LATELY VIEWED JOKES

73 jokes

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? - At a Ho-ho-hotel...

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hotel, santa, silly

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by: hammerhart

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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animal, christmas, dog, turkey

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by: Lümmel59

"Last year, we had grandma for Christmas dinner." - "Really? We had traditional turkey!"

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animal, christmas, grandma, turkey

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by: genita23

What is an ig? - A snow house without a loo!

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snow, toilet

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by: genita23

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? Well, they both have ornamental balls.

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priest, xmas

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by: alex1988

What is a snowman in the summer called? - A puddle...

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silly, snowman

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by: kleiner_neger

How is the Easter Bunny like Lebron James? - They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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basketball, easterbunny, Lebron James, NAB, short

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by: LeMan

A generous lawyer, an honest politician and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

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lawyer, politician, santa claus

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by: hammerhart

What did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight!

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candle

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by: alex1988

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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naughty, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? - He was worried about his bounce rate...

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Internet, marketer, Marketing

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by: right588

How do the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick...

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chicken, party, xmas

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by: alex1988

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? Well, YOU do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...

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office, xmas

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by: alex1988
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