LATELY VIEWED JOKES

76 jokes

What is red & white and red & white and red & white? Santa rolling down a hill!

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santa, silly

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by: genita23

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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naughty, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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dirty, reindeer, santa, xmas

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by: alex1988

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? Well, they both have ornamental balls.

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priest, xmas

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by: alex1988

What is a snowman in the summer called? - A puddle...

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silly, snowman

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by: kleiner_neger

Yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

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Jenny Craig, yo mamma

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by: hammerhart

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? - At a Ho-ho-hotel...

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hotel, santa, silly

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by: hammerhart

What is an ig? - A snow house without a loo!

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snow, toilet

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by: genita23
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by: admin

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? - He was worried about his bounce rate...

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Internet, marketer, Marketing

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by: right588

What did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight!

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candle

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by: alex1988

What do you get if you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 Pussies that don't do Dick...

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dick, dirty, lesbian, penis, politician, pussy, sex, short

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by: genita

A generous lawyer, an honest politician and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

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lawyer, politician, santa claus

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by: hammerhart

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? - Bugs Bunny...

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animal, easterbunny, short

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by: funnyfunny

"Last year, we had grandma for Christmas dinner." - "Really? We had traditional turkey!"

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animal, christmas, grandma, turkey

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by: genita23